Welcome back. Time for another chapter in this most sexy sock puppet adventure!
By now we know that Byron Flats is deeply in love with the gorgeous Penelope Boots. We’ve also learned that Byron’s twin brother Myron has schemes to exploit Penelope’s beauty by turning her into a saucy burlesque sensation. Neither twin is aware of his brother’s intentions.
Penelope, herself, is clueless!
This time on Sock Puppet Burlesque, we see just what happens when the truth comes out!
It was the night of the Flats Twins annual masquerade ball. The tradition began with the demise of their father, Alistair Flats. Alistair had been a huge bal masqué enthusiast and had even travelled back in time to thirteenth century Venice to celebrate the very first carnivale.
It was during one of those time-travelling adventures that Alistair’s fabric accidentally melded with the very fabric of the universe — causing instant death. The annual ball was a way for the twins to honor their father’s memory.
Byron decided to invite Penelope to the event. What better time to introduce her to his brother and show off her beauty? He was also tired of listening to Myron gloat about the new girl he had found to exhibit on the internet. It was his turn to show off his arm candy. Oh, if only Byron had known the truth!
Penelope was thrilled at the invitation to the costume party.
She spent hours deciding on her costume. What to wear, what to wear?
Bryon dressed up as The Angel of Music from The Phantom of the Opera. He was that kind of romantic.
Myron dressed up as Don Diego Vega — better known as Zorro. He liked the idea of swashbuckling and gettin’ with lots of ladies.
It was a glorious, decadent affair. Catered hors d’oeuvres circulated the event.
Only the finest of morsels for these lucky partygoers.
It was when Penelope entered, decked out in Lady-Gaga-style meat dress, did both the brothers gasp at her beauty.
The brothers looked at Penelope then at each other. Byron knew instantly that this was the delicate creature that his brother wanted to exploit! How could he? Byron told Myron he loved Penelope. Then Myron dropped the bomb. Penelope had already slept with him – while Byron was out of town writing his alternative-history novel!
Byron was crushed. He was crushed, and he was angry. He grabbed a nearby Spanish dueling saber and challenged Myron to a battle!
The twins fought and fought. Penelope fled the scene in tears. She never wanted to hurt anyone, after all.
Would the swordplay never end?
Byron’s heartache aided his victory.
He won the fight — but it was too late. He was a broken sock. He could never think about Penelope in the same way.
Love, to him, was dead.
It was in that instant, the instant where he could have run his twin brother through with a Spanish dueling chopstick, that Byron made the choice that would change Penelope’s life forever.
He decided to help his brother turn her into a smutty stocking starlet.
He was a broken sock indeed. A broken, broken sock…
Stay tuned! Soon the doors to the Sock Monkey Strip Club will swing open for the very first time!