Hometown: Cork, Ireland Age: 25 Favorite Color: Chartreuse Hopes: To be a famous chef Fears: To die poor Myron Flats comprises one half of the Flats Twins, the savvy entrepreneurs behind The Sock Monkey Strip Club. In his youth, Myron aspired to be a culinary star on The Footie Cooking Network. However, after one failed flambé too many, Myron lost his confidence and started down a path most unseemly.
Penelope Boots Hometown: Venice Beach, California Age: 18 Favorite Color: Hot pink Hopes: To be a famous actress Fears: To be forgotten Hailing from sunny California, Penelope Boots is a most curious left sock. While she spends a fair amount of time working on and tending to her looks, Penelope truly has no idea how attractive she is. Perhaps it is her innocence mixed with her irresistibly hot bod hat will lead to her untimely demise.
Hometown: Cork, Ireland Age: 25 Favorite Color: All shades of neon Hopes: To be an esteemed professor of Anglo-Irish Literature Fears: To go insane Byron, the other half of the Flat Twins, always pursued a more cerebral life’s passion. Between reading fin de siècle Irish novels and working on his own great Sock-American roman à clef, Byron indulged in some fairly heavy recreational narcotics and hallucinogens. It was in one of these drugged-out states of mind that Byron envisioned the business plan for The Sock Monkey.