Hometown: Cork, Ireland
Age: 25
Favorite Color: Chartreuse
Hopes: To be a famous chef
Fears: To die poor
Myron Flats comprises one half of the Flats Twins, the savvy entrepreneurs behind The Sock Monkey Strip Club. In his youth, Myron aspired to be a culinary star on The Footie Cooking Network. However, after one failed flambé too many, Myron lost his confidence and started down a path most unseemly.