Hometown: Cork, Ireland
Favorite Color: All shades of neon
Hopes: To be an esteemed professor of Anglo-Irish Literature
Fears: To go insane
Byron, the other half of the Flat Twins, always pursued a more cerebral life’s passion. Between reading fin de siècle Irish novels and working on his own great Sock-American roman à clef, Byron indulged in some fairly heavy recreational narcotics and hallucinogens. It was in one of these drugged-out states of mind that Byron envisioned the business plan for The Sock Monkey.