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  • #2: Meet the Pimp Twins

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    Meet Byron and Myron Flats.

    Meet the Pimp Twins
    They run a series of popular internet porn websites. They are also the owners/managers of The Sock Monkey strip club.

    However, they weren’t always in the sex trade.

    Socks Can cook

    Myron dreamed of being a five star chef.

    Socks and Olive Oil

    He was a connoisseur of many olive oils.

    Oscar Wilde and a Sock Puppet

    Byron was more of a bookish sort.

    He had a thing for Oscar Wilde. He even earned an advanced degree in Irish Literature.
    However, dreams of being a famous chef or esteemed professor do not pay the bills.
    Sock Pimps

    Running a popular porn site – however – does. Perhaps it was the dashed hopes and dreams of the Flats twins which lead them into a career of smut and skin-sales. Or, perhaps, the problem stems from the fact that in their early years, they were frequently worn with sandals.

    Speculation and psychology aside, one thing is true: Byron and Myron Flats would eventually become the billionaire proprietors of the seediest sock puppet burlesque show this side of Budapest.
    Among other things, they would make Penelope Boots a star, a feat which would ultimately lead to her emotional and physical unravelling.
    Stay tuned to find out how the Flats twins met Penelope and how – in one fell swoop- they went from aspiring chef and academic to raunchy sock puppet pimps.

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    Tags: comedy, sock puppets
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