This time on Sock Puppet Burlesque, we find out what Byron has been up lately. We know his twin brother Myron has been busy seducing the lovely Penelope Boots.
As you recall, Byron is a book worm with an insatiable Oscar Wilde curiosity.
Byron also fancies himself an aspiring author of alternative-history fiction. He planned to dedicated his next novel to Penelope.
It was while Byron was between Oscar Wilde biographies that a fierce sensation of genius and creativity washed over him. This was an idea that required his full attention — and quickly.
Byron knew he must tend to this most fickle muse before it drifted away into the ether.
He dropped what he was doing and travelled to his favorite place to write, a cabin deep in the California outback.
He wrote with great vigor, using his favorite imported quill dipped in antique ink.
He wrote hard until nightfall.
Feeling tired and weak, Byron investigated the contents of his mini-fridge.
He retrieved a bottle of high-octane soy sauce and a chunk of succulent coffee beans.
He lit some cheapo scented candles in hopes their nasty miasma would aid in keeping him awake.
No such luck. Byron fell asleep only moments later.
The mix of candle odor, coffee beans, and soy sauce sent Byron right into a dream sequence most horrific!
Most horrific, indeed!
However, having taken advanced classes in Lucid Dreaming, Byron was equipped to handle this frightful nightmare.
And vanquished the night terrors thusly:
Byron then drifted into a deep, peaceful slumber and dreamed a marvelous dream of his darling Penelope. They kissed on one of Saturn’s purple rings and she melted into him like a beautiful glob of overheated play-doh.
How will Byron react when he finds out Myron has stolen the love of his life in hopes of turning her into an internet porno star? Are these neon night terrors a sign of deeper mental issues for our favorite sock twin? How long will it take for Byron to become a powerful burlesque pimp?!
Stay tuned and find out!