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    Simon Dresshoe

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    Hometown: New York, New York

     

    Age: 23

     

    Favorite Color: Brown

     

    Hopes: To be a billionaire and own his own private island with scantily clad sockettes serving him coconut and Downy infused cocktails

     

    Fears: To die penniless and insignificant

     

    Simon Dresshoe was once the most young and up-and-coming sock on Wall Street. However, recently he has possessed the knack to always be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Now, Simon Dresshoe leads a depressing life of failure and angst. Little does he know that his recent run of bad luck is the result of a gypsy curse. As Simon’s vast wealth dwindles, he becomes more and more desperate to find a new source of income…perhaps in the sock puppet burlesque industry.

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