Doris Cleat Hometown: Santa Monica, California Age: 42 Favorite Color: Maroon Hopes: To save sock youths from lives of threadbare corruption Fears: To be drawn back into her former life of stripping Activist sock Doris Cleat seeks to protect the sock youths in her neighborhood from immoral influences. She spent her own glory days spinning around a pole in a strip club in order to prevent her life from unraveling. When Doris woke up one day, 39, broke, and suffering from pole-spinning induced vertigo, she realized her new life’s mission must be to protest seedy establishments and save as many troubled socklings as possible.
She kissed a squirrel and she liked it.