DJ Wingtip Hometown: Jacksonville, Florida Age: 28 Favorite Color: Sparkly Hopes: To one day spin at the most famous sock discothèque in Ibiza Fears: To go deaf DJ Wingtip, a simple-minded soul, seeks only to play his music in whichever venue will have him. He often gets taken advantage of, yet he never turns down a gig. He loves all genres of music and is a stellar sitar player.
Welcome, readers! Time to meet another member of this Sock Puppet Burlesque consortium of misfit socks and souls. Meet DJ Wingtip. You might remember him as the dutiful caterer from the Flats Twins Masquerade Ball. He has many jobs in order to support his lust for high end malt balls. In this case: Blueberry Cheesecake Malted Milk Balls. The beluga of old school sweets. In fact, DJ Wingtip’s most lucrative occupation is his nightclub deejaying. He spins like no other sock. That’s why the Flats Twins recruited him to provide the sultry beats for The Sock Monkey Strip Club. His tracks and CDs are sought after by socks near and far. His greatest hits album is indeed the very soundtrack of our favorite ingénue Penelope Boots’ dance into damnation. It is called Sockhop Songs To Strip By and it is outlawed in all but one of the fifty United States. If you come across a copy — consider yourself lucky — but don’t tell the FCC. Can’t wait to see him spinning mad beats at The Sock Monkey? You will! Soon