Our seedy saga continues with Myron Flats’ seduction of Penelope Boots. Remember how mesmerized Myron was with Penelope the very moment he saw her? He knew her beauty could make him a rich, rich sock.
Myron decided to gain Penelope’s trust by wooing her. He planned to make her his girlfriend. Then he could convince her to pose nude on the internet for sure!
Myron took Penelope out on a fancy first date. They went to dinner at a trendy condiment restaurant and shared a tub of mayonnaise al fresco.
Myron invited Penelope back to his apartment to look at his prize olive oil collection. Penelope was no fool, but she thought that Myron was pretty cute and didn’t care how impressive Myron’s olive oil collection was or wasn’t — so she went along with it.
Back at his place, Myron put a Katy Perry YouTube video on to set the mood. He almost kissed Penelope then as they moved to the catchy beat, but he thought better of it. He needed a surefire way to seduce her.
No lady sock could resist his baking.
“Let me make for you my special red velvet cake,” he said with a devilish grin. Penelope smiled. She did indeed love red velvet cake.
Perched atop some nearby butter, Penelope watched in awe as Myron worked his kitchen magic…
…And as Myron fed her forkful after forkful of delicious red velvet cake, he knew his seduction was working.
Penelope politely offered to do the dishes. Myron allowed her to help. He made it a point to get frosting in Penelope’s hair. She giggled at his clumsiness.
Myron suggested they crawl into the sink with the dishes in order to wash the frosting off of themselves. It was that very instant when Penelope threw caution and social mores to the wind. Then very, very quickly did the dish washing devolve into a sensual bubble bath. The seduction was complete!
Stay tuned to find out what Byron has been up to this entire time! When will he tell Myron that he is actually in love with Penelope Boots? Find out how this love triangle somehow transforms into a lucrative burlesque franchise!