By now, you’ve all met Penelope Boots… But why don’t we take some time and get to know her a bit better.
Let’s take a peek into her psyche. Of course, anyone can plainly see that Penelope Boots is an exquisitely beautiful young sock — but she works hard to maintain her figure. Perhaps too hard.
In fact, you might say that Penelope’s greatest weakness is her vanity.
She lifts free weights twice her size and religiously practices Capoeira.
She often strains herself at the gym and has to ice her aching muscles. ‘Fit Sock: Sock Fitness Magazine’ recommends a refreshing stint in the freezer.
It does the trick.
Penelope also suffers from fits of insomnia. She just cannot turn off her mind.
To quell her angst, she goes for long runs through the peaceful, darkened city.
Often Penelope runs through the entire night and well into the morning.
When she is fully exhausted, Penelope collapses in a distant field of fresh baby spinach. It has become her ritual.
She stares up at at the clouds and listens to ambient house music. She thinks about her place in the universe.
Penelope is a complicated sock.
Sometimes when the sun is beating down just right, Penelope likes to bask in its warmth — and to work on her tan. She gets completely nude to achieve maximum results.
It was during one of these naked post-workout tanning sessions when Myron (of the Flats twins) happened upon her…He could not take his eyes off her glorious hot bod.
Penelope and Myron made eye contact. She blushed. Myron smiled…
…and got an idea…
…an idea most fiendish.
He couldn’t wait to share it with his twin brother, Byron. But first he needed to cool himself off the best way he knew how: a nice cold shower.
Stay tuned to find out what Myron was doing in that distant field of baby spinach that day. Watch the unfolding of Myron and Byron’s plans to turn the beautiful Penelope into the star of their smutty burlesque show!