Doris Cleat Hometown: Santa Monica, California Age: 42 Favorite Color: Maroon Hopes: To save sock youths from lives of threadbare corruption Fears: To be drawn back into her former life of stripping Activist sock Doris Cleat seeks to protect the sock youths in her neighborhood from immoral influences. She spent her own glory days spinning around a pole in a strip club in order to prevent her life from unraveling. When Doris woke up one day, 39, broke, and suffering from pole-spinning induced vertigo, she realized her new life’s mission must be to protest seedy establishments and save as many troubled socklings as possible.
Simon Dresshoe Hometown: New York, New York Age: 23 Favorite Color: Brown Hopes: To be a billionaire and own his own private island with scantily clad sockettes serving him coconut and Downy infused cocktails Fears: To die penniless and insignificant Simon Dresshoe was once the most young and up-and-coming sock on Wall Street. However, recently he has possessed the knack to always be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Now, Simon Dresshoe leads a depressing life of failure and angst. Little does he know that his recent run of bad luck is the result of a gypsy curse. As Simon’s vast wealth dwindles, he becomes more and more desperate to find a new source of income…perhaps in the sock puppet burlesque industry.
Lola Highheel Hometown: Chanute, Kansas Age: 19 Favorite Color: Sunflower yellow Hopes: To be a model and spokesperson for healthy snack food brands Fears: To become a washed out sock A glorious beauty, Lola seeks to become the face of her favorite snack brands. Loving both her good looks and the crispy crunch of low sodium, all-organic munchies, Lola believes she can make a difference in the world, while showing off her alluring curves and elasticity. Will Lola’s vanity and addiction to health food lead to her fall from glory?
Sorceress Ghillies Hometown: Dubrovnik, Croatia Age: 904 Favorite Color: Black Hopes: To rid the world of evil socks who prey on the weak Fears: To become evil herself After a life of wickedness, Sorceress Ghillies suffered an ancient curse. She will endure immortality until she fulfills her destiny: to defeat a scurrilous duo. Sorceress Ghillies does not know which duo she is meant to foil, so she travels the world looking for pairs of evildoers. She’s also developed quite a case of misandry and often curses male socks just for kicks. Over the years, Ghillies developed a knack for all these mystic, and she learned in the 1970s how to read socks’ fortunes concurrently with the mastery of several key disco moves.
Esperanzo Espadrille Hometown: Arequipa, Peru Age: 24 Favorite Color: Rojo de sangre Hopes: Para hacer un bailarín exótico famoso Fears: Olvidar a bailar Originalmente de Suramérica, Esperazo quiere sentir bien a un bailarín. Él movió al fulfull de Estados Unidos para su sueño. Él es un calcetín hermoso y atlético que ama mujeres y el baile sensual. ¿Penélope bajará en amor con él? Back